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Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They’ve clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back. |TTI

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  1. “Sitting in James’ truck at the gas station, I began to question my choice to leave. No. Karen and James had their chance, that sparrow was the last straw.

    I had hunted, killed and gifted 47 prey by that point and every one had been met with disgust and rejection. After duly showing gratitude for my humans handing me ownership of themselves and their land, Karen grabbed me by the neck and rubbed my face in the delicious meal I had brought them. I was baffled and deeply offended. I didn’t understand them, they didn’t understand me, it was time to move on.

    Without me patrolling the garden, Karen and James would most likely be eaten by dogs. So be it, I had no more use for them.”

  2. Cat tower for sale or rent,

    Litter to let, fifty cents.

    No phone, no pool, no pets.
    I ain’t got no cigarettes.

    Ah, but, two hours of pushin’ broom

    Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room

    I’m a cat of means by no means, king of the road.

    Third boxcar, midnight train.

    Destination: Bangor, Maine.

    Old worn out fur and beans,

    No belly rubs by any means.

    I smoke old stogies I have found short, but not too big around.

    I’m a cat of means by no means, king of the road.

  3. The look of contemplation, how did life bring me to this point? I’m not ready to leave again, this was my home.

  4. It’s… as if the cat stole the family truckster, loaded it up with all their prized possessions, and said “Screw you, I’m moving across the country to live with Aunt Martha!”

  5. i was thinking why he didnt just unscrew the cat tree and put it inside the car, which would be much easier.

    but then i noticed that cats dont have thumbs and cant use screwdrivers. silly me.

  6. He’s got the half eaten bodies of his humans stuffed into those black bags. The cat tree is just there to make it all look less suspicious.

  7. Looked at this photo, didn’t notice the cat driving at first and thought this was a lame post. Now I’m dying of laughter.

  8. Cat obviously pulled off its goal and purpose of killing its owner. Craigslist “cat needs new home” ad answered ….. on to the next unsuspecting victim.

  9. There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses.

  10. They have their own minds
    So after some napping/They filled the trunk with toys they love to play/And drove off for a summer of post scratching/How far are they going/Since they’re sleeping most of the day

    They ate their catnip/And they started playing/Then slept until the sun came up that day/The car ran out of gas because of Fluffy/Who didn’t get his owner’s debit card to pay the way

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