in Misc Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They’ve clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back. |TTI by Ytima August 13, 2017, 5:15 pm 48 Comments Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They’ve clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back. Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They’ve clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back. from funny Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Related catessentialsfuelingInterstatetheyveTTI See more Previous article Six years later, Coursera’s Andrew Ng returns with new Deep Learning courses |TTI Next article “Jellyfish” Glass Tables With Dripping Tentacles That Look Like They’ve Been Created By The Sea |TTI 48 Comments Leave a Reply “Sitting in James’ truck at the gas station, I began to question my choice to leave. No. Karen and James had their chance, that sparrow was the last straw. I had hunted, killed and gifted 47 prey by that point and every one had been met with disgust and rejection. After duly showing gratitude for my humans handing me ownership of themselves and their land, Karen grabbed me by the neck and rubbed my face in the delicious meal I had brought them. I was baffled and deeply offended. I didn’t understand them, they didn’t understand me, it was time to move on. Without me patrolling the garden, Karen and James would most likely be eaten by dogs. So be it, I had no more use for them.” Reply The face of a cat who can’t remember if he buried his shit before he left Reply I thought cat was a typo for car, i was delightfully wrong Reply Cats are always in the driver’s seat Reply Cat tower for sale or rent, Litter to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets. I ain’t got no cigarettes. Ah, but, two hours of pushin’ broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I’m a cat of means by no means, king of the road. Third boxcar, midnight train. Destination: Bangor, Maine. Old worn out fur and beans, No belly rubs by any means. I smoke old stogies I have found short, but not too big around. I’m a cat of means by no means, king of the road. Reply “All right meow, hand over your license and registration” Reply He’s regretting not buying that boat. Reply Told the kittens back at home he was just going out for some catnip and a cup of milk… Reply Cat looking depressed as hell knowing he can’t afford his new house Reply At first I thought cat was a typo, and that OP meant car… Reply The look of contemplation, how did life bring me to this point? I’m not ready to leave again, this was my home. Reply It’s… as if the cat stole the family truckster, loaded it up with all their prized possessions, and said “Screw you, I’m moving across the country to live with Aunt Martha!” Reply He looks depressed.. Like he just got divorced and he’s got to bring her half of the cat furniture. Reply Where is he headed? Cattanooga, TN of course. Reply i was thinking why he didnt just unscrew the cat tree and put it inside the car, which would be much easier. but then i noticed that cats dont have thumbs and cant use screwdrivers. silly me. Reply Meow Meow Fussyface giving up the law. Reply /r/catsdrivingcars Reply Most surprised they aren’t in a catalac Reply He’s got the half eaten bodies of his humans stuffed into those black bags. The cat tree is just there to make it all look less suspicious. Reply This is fucking gold. God I haven’t had a good laugh all day. Perfection Reply Cat. Reply Thinking about what he’s going to pick up for dinner on the way home. Reply /u/itsresetti Reply Looked at this photo, didn’t notice the cat driving at first and thought this was a lame post. Now I’m dying of laughter. Reply That’s the face of a cat saying “I might be a cat but I ain’t no pussy” Reply They are losing so much fuel efficiency from that cat tower. Reply “He bought a dog..” Reply I needed this, thanks OP Reply He’s checkin to make sure no sumabyich dun touch his there truck-boat-truck Reply Pump No 6 and this ball of yarn please. Oh and a scratchcard. Reply I don’t think he understood what the faucet does. Reply Wow. A GMC Jimmy. Not a ton of those pieces of shit left on the road. Reply Cats are… driving. Reply Cat obviously pulled off its goal and purpose of killing its owner. Craigslist “cat needs new home” ad answered ….. on to the next unsuspecting victim. Reply A fellow jimmy owner! Though that looks a lot better than mine. Reply Poor cat looks like her/his owner got a new puppy. Reply Moving closer to the sea. Reply Here I go, on the road again… Reply The face reflected on the passengers side door is kind of freaky. Reply There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Reply Looks the cat from Aaron’s Animals. Reply If only the car was pink…. Nah Reply They have their own minds So after some napping/They filled the trunk with toys they love to play/And drove off for a summer of post scratching/How far are they going/Since they’re sleeping most of the day They ate their catnip/And they started playing/Then slept until the sun came up that day/The car ran out of gas because of Fluffy/Who didn’t get his owner’s debit card to pay the way Reply Toonces?!?!!? Reply TOONCES!!! Reply “I should have bought the boat” Reply Where his boat ?? Reply “off of” annoys me more than perhaps it should. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.